When it came to team sports as a child when two sporty kids got to pick teams one by one, were where you positioned in the line up Mince?
I was usually deliberately at the back, or better still, badly fielding in cricket (never having the time or desire to get my hands out of my pockets to catch the ball) and constantly wandering off. My and my friends' strategy was to "play" so appallingly at all times (take too much time, knock things over, create a mess, look bewildered even when things were explained to us ten times) that we were eventually ignored and allowed to do our own thing.
There is no shame in coming in last.
The supposed shame of coming last only exists because you've accepted the premise that the competition matters.