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Outpourings / Bucket list...well. sort of.
« Last post by Roger Kettle on October 08, 2025, 08:12:23 PM »All going well, next year I will reach the age of 75. Three quarters of a century. As a famous comedian once said, if I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have looked after myself better. Anyway, what better time for a bucket list. I have decided that my list will consist of things that I have absolutely no intention of doing. Sky-diving, para-gliding, wind-surfing...let's cut this short. I have no desire to do anything that has a hyphen in it. I will NOT be reading the entire works of Shakespeare. In fact, I won't be reading a single word of his. I know full well that he's regarded as a genius but, let's face it, he's no Barbara Cartland. I won't be visiting the pyramids. Okay, if they'd been built next to my local Co-op, I might have stopped for a look but I'm certainly not travelling 4.000 miles to get bitten by mosquitoes and fall off a camel. I have absolutely no desire to swim with dolphins. I don't trust them. I reckon half the so-called "shark attacks" are down to these smiley-faced sneaks. People see a fin and shout "Shark!". Dolphins are not only responsible but find the whole thing hilarious.
And then there's.....I won't go on. I could but I won't.
And then there's.....I won't go on. I could but I won't.
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