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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Mental Health
« on: December 02, 2008, 10:28:53 PM »
Please don't use this thread as an excuse to pick on Mince - you guys already have many threads on which to do that.

I was just talking on the phone to a lady from my library group - turns out she is a "multiple" - apparently there are several adults living within her and one child that she buys presents for to keep the child occupied. SHe has the adults trained to 'act like her' in public but the child needs crafty things to do.

This got me wondering how everyone's mental health is. I will start:

I dress up dogs in wooly jumpers.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 10:40:16 PM »

I dress up dogs in wooly jumpers.


WOH! That's a thread-killer!
I apologise, in advance.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 11:23:46 PM »
I think it's a bit much, that someone who knits wooly jumpers for dogs, should automatically assume that we menfolk are going to have a dig at Mince just because the thread's about mental health issues. I'm almost offended. I'm sure Tarquin will be too when he reflects on it.




Anyway, we're giving squid-brain a rest at the moment as he's been a little reticent in posting.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 12:05:10 AM »
Yeah - what Peepsie said.

Diane, I'm gob-smacked. Surely these should be acrylic jumpers?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 12:47:51 AM »
Please don't use this thread as an excuse to pick on Mince - you guys already have many threads on which to do that.

I was just talking on the phone to a lady from my library group - turns out she is a "multiple" - apparently there are several adults living within her and one child that she buys presents for to keep the child occupied. SHe has the adults trained to 'act like her' in public but the child needs crafty things to do.

This got me wondering how everyone's mental health is. I will start:

I dress up dogs in wooly jumpers.


I read the posts on this b***dy board AND sometimes contribute to it!!!!!!!!

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 02:20:13 AM »
So far we're all looking pretty good...I think.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Malc

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 05:34:53 AM »
I have qualifications in mental health, and people with so-called "multiples" (multiple personalities) or Disassociative Identity Disorder seem to acquire this condition (it's not congenital) allegedly as a result of huge trauma experienced at a young age.

There are respected medical people in mental health who don't believe in D.I.D. or Multiple Personality Disorder, they believe it is a learned behaviour, and that the sufferers can be weaned off the urge to imagine other personalities within themselves.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 09:57:54 AM »
Peeps, you were right to remove my email address from that earlier post!

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 11:03:30 AM »
I have to confess that my only understanding of such disorders comes from the film 'Identity' starring John Cusack and Ray Liotta.

As for Diane's question, I have taken part in interviews with Chick Young, Michael Parkinson, Barry Norman, the people from the Nobel Prize committee etc in my head, but other than that, I think I'm quite sane.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 11:13:26 AM »
People used to think I was a bit mad because I liked sausages. Eventually one bloke suggested that liking sausages wasn't really grounds for being considered mad, so I took him home to have a look at my collection.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 01:40:54 PM »
It was pancakes when I heard that joke.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 01:50:05 PM »
Jokes tend to evolve over the centuries.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 02:27:34 PM »
It was pancakes when I heard that joke.
I'll see your pancake and raise you a pig's ear.

peter

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 04:03:10 PM »
what for a sow purse

Malc

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 07:40:02 AM »
Mickey Mouse is in the act of divorcing his wife Minnie in court.  Minnie's solicitor appeals to the magistrate:
"Your honour, having a ditzy personality is not grounds for divorce, surely?"

Mickey says "I didn't say she was ditzy, I said she was fucking Goofy"