I recorded a few things onto my new dictaphone and had the Dragon "Naturally Speaking" speech recognition software turn it into text. Okay, I might not have been completely clear all the time, but I certainly did not say: "Hall's 40 Hoyas Everything the laurels of stealing a team leader and hopalong's match at can tell you we are out of the four". Bloody computers.
"Of course you stupid twat" gets you nowhere.
I've got a text recognition voice thingee on my mobile phone... it's called Ellen for some reason. It reads text the same way as it converted your speech to text, Mince.
What tuna does it play when it rings?