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Offline The Peepmaster

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Special Prize for Mince
« on: December 09, 2009, 04:34:12 PM »
As Mince has special and peculiar qualities, I think it would be a nice idea to award him the prize of having his own title bestowed upon him. Something unique. Something money can't buy.

Any suggestions?

I'll start with "His Nerdship".
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Colin

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 04:53:00 PM »
His Lonliness.

Peter could be....His Doppelganger.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 06:14:55 PM »
Head of Pilchardry
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 06:26:34 PM »
I've just written some scripts where Egon is awarded "Offal Man of the Year". Any help?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 06:41:08 PM »
Hmm... (Dick Emery voice): Mince - you are offal, but we like you.

Not sure if my Dick impression actually impressed anyone. ???
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 08:37:44 PM »
I think Mince should get something nice like a box of chocs - I will chip in.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 09:03:37 PM »
He hasn't even bought a mug.

Maybe he could have an acronym after his name. (Like Trans World Airlines would be T.W.A.)
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Malc

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 11:05:54 AM »
Grammar Indication Tutor?

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peter

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 11:49:26 PM »
colin how could you swear at me like that
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2009, 02:10:36 PM »
I was in a bar last night, and a guy I know came in.

The barman said to him, "Where's your good lady tonight?"

He jokingly replied, "Which one?" (Standard response.)

The barman said, "Your present incumbent".

The guy's face went blank, there was a pause, then he turned to me and said "I don't know if I've been insulted or not".

He was going to have to go home to fetch a dictionary, to check.

It amused me.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2009, 03:39:00 PM »
He should play free rice.

However, I worked out that they only pay 1 cent for every 77 correct questions and it takes 25c to feed one person for one day - I would need to answer about 200 questions correctly per day to feed one person every two weeks.

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Malc

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2009, 03:45:51 PM »
 ???  :-\  ..0
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Feather

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2009, 01:03:33 AM »
Why not honor Mince with the gift that keeps on giving. Set up The Mince Award to honor those who do "Mince-like" things.


Or you could just refer to him as "The Crown Mince of Beau Peep."
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peter

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Re: Special Prize for Mince
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2009, 06:08:59 PM »
Or you could just refer to him as "The Crown Mince of Beau Peep."


i like that feather
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