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Offline Roger Kettle

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The age old question.
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:49:15 PM »
If you had to hit someone in the face with an amphibian, which would you choose?
A) Frog.
B) Toad.
C) Salamander.
D) Elk.
I must say I'd be disappointed if anyone answered "D".
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Jack

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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 10:01:17 PM »
I choose E) A newt
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 10:32:55 PM »
Well, that's just stupid.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 11:08:51 PM »
What are pilchards averse to?
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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 11:18:47 PM »
I would need to know if the amphibian will be hurled across the room towards the face, or if it will be held in the hand of the slapper whist slapping the slapee in a back and forth motion, before I could even consider coming to a decision on this question.

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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 03:17:51 AM »
If it was after 12 noon, would be a pmphibian?
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Malc

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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 03:18:49 AM »
Yes, I have had a couple, but I suspect so did Roger when he started this thread.
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Re: The age old question.
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 03:42:48 AM »
Quote from: Malc on December 17, 2009, 03:17:51 AM
If it was after 12 noon, would be a pmphibian?


 ;D ;D ;D ;D [but then, it is 03.42, and I've woken up far too early!]
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