Phil Collins

[Mince]

According to the Express:

Another user, Damian Mcgivern, amkes teh valid point that it is a matter of stopping one man now, in order to prevent an avalanche of odl acts returning in the future.

I wonder why they don't just s*&t on the photocopier and publish that.

[Redundant]

I like the sound of an odl act, someone who yodels underwater perhaps?   As for the Express, they, like most of their peers, suffer from what I call the Eric Morecambe syndrome, they are using all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order...

[Diane CBPFC]

According to the Express:

Another user, Damian Mcgivern, amkes teh valid point that it is a matter of stopping one man now, in order to prevent an avalanche of odl acts returning in the future.

I wonder why they don't just s*&t on the photocopier and publish that.

During my short stint in journalism - my editor used to make me look like that.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Phil Collins' brother is a cartoonist.

We don't get on...long story.

[Roger Kettle]

I've met Clive Collins, too, in the old Cartoonist pub just off Fleet Street. We shared a few beers, had a good time and he invited me to join him and his friends as they headed off to a jazz club somewhere in the West End. I declined but he seemed a pleasant chap.
Okay, what did you say to him, Tarks?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Next time we're enjoying a cuppa, I'll bore you with the whole sorry story, Roger. But it's a little too boring to go into here, I think.

He is though, as you say, great company in normal circumstances, and an excellent cartoonist.

[Roger Kettle]

I hope the story ends with "I punched Phil Collins' brother"!

[Rob Baker]

Phil Collins has announced he is 'no longer in retirement'. 

There is far too much suffering in the world as it is.

He must be stopped. 

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