Aw, shucks! Thanks, everyone.
Not everyone died on Game of Thrones, but they all deserved to: I could have conducted a battle better than either of those two.
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ADVISOR: So what's the plan?
JON SNOW: I'm going to go completely mental, lose my head, and leave my army without a commander, which should get most of you killed.
ADVISOR: Hmm. I'm not sure that's a good plan. But at least we have a giant. How are we going to use him to our advantage?
JON SNOW: We won't. I've decided that the best way to waste that advantage is to not have him wear any armour, or have a shield, or any weapon. I know he could disrupt enemy lines, throw trees, body slam whole groups of enemy troops, but I think standing and getting shot at is enough. Nope, I'm betting my hopes on stupidity, and having an army large enough to be seen for miles sneak up on the enemy unnoticed until they are ten seconds away and help us out.
