Exploding sharks

[Mince]

Did Roger once explode a shark? I read it in another topic on this board. Also, apparently, I gave Diane the present of online puzzles.

[Roger Kettle]

I exploded a shark steak in a microwave oven. Hasn't everyone?

[Mince]

Where do you buy shark steaks from?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Where do you buy shark steaks from?

Is this a joke?

[Mince]

Can you think of a punchline?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Heh! Yep.

[Mince]

Okay, here's a puzzle.

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

[Redundant]

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

I wouldn't get out.   I would continue to imagine; a comfortable chair, a footstool, a classic novel to read, and a cup of coffee that never emptied and remained at a perfect temperature at all times.  When I was ready I would either imagine a door, stop imagining or switch to another imagination which may or may not involve Jane Fonda.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm in the adjoining room. Can you keep the noise down, Red?!

[Mince]

I have a smart bomb on its way to both rooms.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

A smart bomb?

Keep it - your need is greater than ours.

[Redundant]

A smart bomb?

Keep it - your need is greater than ours.

 

[Diane CBPFC]

Okay, here's a puzzle.

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

The same way I got in.

[Mince]

Apparently there are three good answers, one of which Redundant touched upon.

1. Walk through the doorway. The description says no doors, but does not say no doorways.

2. (This method works best when spoken.) Rub your right hand on the wall until it is sore. With your saw, cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, so you climb through the hole and escape.

3. Stop imagining.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Okay, here's a puzzle.

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

I don't. I like the decor and want to stay.