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Offline Mince

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My new film
« on: March 13, 2020, 08:52:42 AM »
My new film is about two body guards, who don't have names so far and have been called A and B. At the moment, I have only two lines of script.

A (speaking slowly and emphatically): I need to guard MPs.

B: Well, I can get you a whole tin if you want.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: My new film
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 04:05:44 PM »
Is this about the importance of ear protection when firing guns? 
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Re: My new film
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 06:34:34 PM »
I don't believe I entertained that topic while writing those lines.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: My new film
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2020, 08:30:56 PM »
Can't wait for the rest. I'm gripped.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: My new film
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2020, 04:40:44 PM »
I can wait. I don't believe I'm gripped.
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