Socially distanced golf.

[Roger Kettle]

I played my first game of golf in almost three months last Wednesday. I purposely hit my tee shots wildly to the right and left so that my opponent could walk in safety down the middle of the fairway about fifty yards from me. I'm good like that.

[Mince]

I played my first game of golf in almost three months last Wednesday.

You're slow. How long did the second game take?

[Diane CBPFC]

That was very kind of you Roger - it is good that celebrities take the lead with physical distancing. 

I play mini-golf every couple of years with my daughter because she thinks its fun - it makes me sweary - bloody sneaky little windmills. 

[Mince]

That was very kind of you Roger - it is good that celebrities take the lead with physical distancing. 

I avoided the obvious joke.

(Ooh, there's a joke there as well.)