Author Topic: Diannnne's Joke about Stamford  (Read 6056 times)

Malc

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Re: Diannnnne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2008, 09:55:57 PM »
Diane's joke is a classic Emo Phillips gag. Whatever happened to him?

He had a weird sing-song voice he used to deliver his material, but he seemed to give that up later when he realised his fellow Americans actually "got" his material and he didn't have to pretend he was an space alien or freak to excuse its esoteric nature.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2008, 12:01:15 AM »
Never mind what happened to him - what happened to the joke I posted?

Why did it have to be split into a new thread? It was intended to complement the Sprials of Stamford story.

Mince you are an annoying git - just in case I haven't mentioned it yet this month.  ::)





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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2008, 12:30:00 AM »
Your joke seemed to be a topic all in itself. My post seemed unnecessary at the top.

But it doesn't matter. Roger has now turned it into a "spelling thread". I wish he'd give in with pulling us all up on our mistakes in English.

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2008, 12:49:05 AM »
Never mind what happened to him - what happened to the joke I posted?

Why did it have to be split into a new thread? It was intended to complement the Sprials of Stamford story.

Mince you are an annoying git - just in case I haven't mentioned it yet this month.  ::)



Hi Diane, I'm really sorry about Mince. We, like you, are still learning about the irritating little oik man. He means well. I'm sure he'll put things back to the way they were. Keep the faith. Love Peepmaster.
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Colin

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2008, 12:50:15 AM »
Hi Diane.
Love from me too.  :-*

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2008, 12:51:41 AM »
Anyway, why does she assume it was me. Peepmaster is far more annoying.

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2008, 12:51:58 AM »
Malc - I just googled Emo Phillips's quotes - what a funny guy. He is even going to be in Canada this month.

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2008, 12:53:57 AM »
Mince - you annoying little git - you just held up my posting about Emo.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2008, 12:55:21 AM »
Gee, do I spot other people's posts as well? I feel like I am being picked on.

Tom

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2008, 03:53:22 AM »
Ah ha... a clue...

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2008, 10:36:04 AM »
Malc - I just googled Emo Phillips's quotes - what a funny guy. He is even going to be in Canada this month.

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
Great line! I remember him well---very funny and surreal.

Malc

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Re: Diannne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2008, 12:43:08 PM »
And yet Tim Vine is just as weird in a very English working mens club comic way.

"I gave up watching tennis because of all the Satanism. That Goran...even e's a witch".


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Re: Diannnne's Joke about Stamford
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2008, 04:09:14 PM »
I remember hearing Elmo on the Steve Wright Show some years ago. I thought he was really whacky and very funny. Quite unique in fact. A comic I've grown to like lately is Jimmy Carr.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟