Favourite T.V. Shows.

[Mince]

Now that just looks silly.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Cutting edge, Mincey - cutting edge.

[Roger Kettle]

That didn't half bring back memories, Tarks!

[Mince]

That didn't half bring back memories, Tarks!

Of what? You watching a silly programme?

[The Peepmaster]

That was a fabulous Bob Newhart sketch. I've always loved his delivery. One of the first LPs I ever bought was a collection of his stuff, such as Driving Instructor, and Introducing Tobacco to Civilisation.

[Mince]

"Exactly how fast were going when your previous driving instructor jumped from the car?"

"The door to my office has always been open. I think you know why it's always been open. That's gone. I want that back."

"If the plane is going to crash, you will know immediately because the co-pilot starts to run up and down the aisle shouting 'We're going to crash!' In fact, sometimes it's difficult to make out what he's screaming - at least, it has been in the past."

[The Peepmaster]

"Exactly how fast were going when your previous driving instructor jumped from the car?"

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

"Mince is a gibbering idiot."

[Vulture]

Thank God you're back, Peeps. Perhaps now we'll get some proper grammar on Mince's posts.

[The Peepmaster]

I've been viewing from afar, but keeping quiet. I've rolled my eyes on more than one occasion at the contributions of Mince, however.

[Mince]

You can't have a go at me for something that Mr Newhart said.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Truth be told - preparation is key....