I have a one-of-a-kind cracked-handle Beau Peep mug that you can have for ?100.
I believe it was personally spat in by Roger himself.
You've never bought a mug, you tight git. Anyway, if you were holding a mug, the bit that's cracked wouldn't be the earthenware part!
We're down to the last 152 mugs now, Malcolm. They were produced by Staffordshire Tableware, who have since gone out of business, so it's unlikely there will be any more once these have gone. Anyone who wants one - get in quick. They are brilliant mugs, and definitely no cracked. We're also low on shirts - around 55 left, of various sizes.