Beau Peep was missing from the Star yesterday.
If pressure of space was the reason, that's fair enough, otherwise there wouldn't have been room for the Star to tell us such earth-shattering news as
#Wayne Rooney has bought a new car
#Sexy Brits romp their way through credit crunch
#David Beckham loves his wife
#Simon Cowell naked TV sex shock
#Richard and Judy axe themselves
#Agyness Deyn (who?) spotted going for some lunch
#Chips and cake will make immigrants fat
This is far too much trivia for a national newspaper. All
I wanted to know was, did Dennis eventually manage to recognise Beau in an old school photo? [At his first two attempts he picked the Headmistress and then a tree...]