Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms

[Mince]

Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Speaking as a native Glaswegian, I always appreciate a bit of serious journalism.

Speaking as the Daily Record's former editorial cartoonist, I so wish I was still doing that job today after reading that.

[Roger Kettle]

Tarks, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything but yesterday I had a chat with......HENRY HALL!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tarks, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything...

You say that, Roger, but there was no bigger man than Henry Hall when I were a lad. All five foot three of him! I'm impressed. Did you get an autograph? How did the conversation go? Word for word, please...

[Roger Kettle]

It's no big deal, Tarks. Monifieth seems to be a retirement village for ex-footballers and Henry's a member of the golf club where I play. As is Doug Houston. And Paul Hegarty. And Dave Bowman. I usually bump into Gary Bollan in the bookies after the golf and then get a taxi home with Jim McInally at the wheel. I reckon there's a fair 5-a-side team in that lot with me up front and a couple of subs.

[Mince]

It's no big deal, Tarks. Monifieth seems to be a retirement village for ex-footballers and Henry's a member of the golf club where I play. As is Doug Houston. And Paul Hegarty. And Dave Bowman. I usually bump into Gary Bollan in the bookies after the golf and then get a taxi home with Jim McInally at the wheel. I reckon there's a fair 5-a-side team in that lot with me up front and a couple of subs.

Who are all these people?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Eminent mathematicians, Mince.

[indi]

I have to admit to being surprised, I was convinced it would be deep fried larger condoms..

[Diane CBPFC]

Useful study. It?s good to know the cities where the most delusional men are located.

[The Peepmaster]

Hoy! - I live near Glasgow.

[Zesty White]

It's no big deal, Tarks. Monifieth seems to be a retirement village for ex-footballers and Henry's a member of the golf club where I play. As is Doug Houston. And Paul Hegarty. And Dave Bowman. I usually bump into Gary Bollan in the bookies after the golf and then get a taxi home with Jim McInally at the wheel. I reckon there's a fair 5-a-side team in that lot with me up front and a couple of subs.

Is Dave Bowman still serving that ban for getting about 128 red cards in a single match while playing for Forfar? At least I think it was Forfar, and it may have been only 4 or 5 red cards?

[Malc]

I thought it was "lager condoms". I can see the market for that in Glasgow.

Two birds with one stone and all that...

[Joan]