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[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

My own father once told me he didn't believe in "blood relationships", asked me to call him Jim, and described himself as my progenitor. Y'gotta laugh! Did I mention he was a child psychologist?

[Diane CBPFC]

What did he call you Tarqs?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I was his progeny. He would usually do me the courtesy of my full, unabridged Christian name, however, and never called me 'progeny' in public. Over-familiarities, like 'son' or 'lad' were never used, nor were pet names. Shame, really - I always wanted to be called Rover.

[Bilthehut]

Come, Rover.  Sit.  Good boy, now roll over.  Who's a good boy, then?

[Diane CBPFC]

First it was mice, now it's moose.

[Diamond Lil]

Please tell me you caught that too!

[Diane CBPFC]

No, I didn't have enough peanut butter.