Crisps.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

When kids move out, is there a moment when it hits you and you think wow, I'm eating cheese n onion/tomato/bacon etc., crisps"?

I stood against the kitchen unit today, having a wonderful 5mins to myself, thinking of nothing in general. Being a tad hungry, but not want to spoil my appetite for Mrs Buttcheeks finest micro curry, I decided upon crisps. So over to the box I ventured. Bag upon bag of bloody plain and salt n' vinegar. Was there any other flavours? Not a chance. I then realised, that for all the crisps we buy, I would be hard pushed to remember any time I had eaten a packet of any other flavour. Surely I'm not being selfish in wanting a shot at a different flavour from time to time?

 :'(

[Diane CBPFC]

Selfish? No. Unreasonable? Maybe.

[Diane CBPFC]

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[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Surely I'm not being selfish in wanting a shot at a different flavour from time to time?

 :'(

Hmmm... these crisps aren't a euphemism for Mrs Buttcheeks by any chance?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Surely I'm not being selfish in wanting a shot at a different flavour from time to time?

 :'(

Hmmm... these crisps aren't a euphemism for Mrs Buttcheeks by any chance?

Fortunately not, Mrs Buttcheeks more than suffices in all depts...especially the "one wandering gaze and you'll be sleeping in Kevlar" dept.

Actually, I do remember saying to someone the old line about, "Why go out for hamburger when there's steak in the house?" The witty reply I got was, "There's nothing wrong with a bit of fast food from time to time, son". It still amuses me.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Love it!


Especially with gherkins.