Author Topic: Don't Wash Your Hands  (Read 1524 times)

Offline Mince

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Don't Wash Your Hands
« on: January 14, 2016, 10:27:20 AM »
According to a scientist, dog walkers and gardeners should resist the urge to wash their hands after touching pets or soil to encourage friendly bacteria into the body and reverse the damage of decades of poor diets. I wonder if the scientist is Lenny Henry doing a David Bellamy impression.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Don't Wash Your Hands
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2016, 03:30:29 PM »
Filthy swine!
I apologise, in advance.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Don't Wash Your Hands
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2016, 05:33:37 PM »
Gwapple-ing his gwapenuts, perchance ?