Questions for Roger Kettle

[Roger Kettle]

I went to Elland Road for the first game of the seaon in 2001. (A sporting weekend---me and a few mates also took in the Test at Headingley). Leeds beat Southampton in the Premiership. Who'd have thunk, a few years on.....

[peter]

With a start of -15?! Relegation to Mid Table at least I think this season. We're almost as bad as Dundee Utd. Still we've won 2 out of 2 for the first time in years things are looking up. Just been outbid on e-bay for book 3. It went for ?31. Why were books 1-3 out of stock so early? I can bet money on them been located in a car boot sale somewhere in the country going for 50p.

Blame  Mince. If only he had known.
Just one more ?1 and it would have been yours.

[Colin]

I don't have books 1 & 2 anymore.
I'm ashamed to admit that I cashed in on them on ebay.
I got ?30 for book 2 and ?127 for book 1. 

[Roger Kettle]

Ahem...my cut?

[peter]

Ahem...my cut?

Did not know you still got royalties Roger

[Malc]

Royalties Roger would be a great name for a cartoon character. At the tail end of every adventure he would sidle up to another character, give a little cough and mutter "ahem...my cut?"
All the other characters would either collapse with laughter, or have balloons containing the word "gulp"...

[The Peepmaster]

Doesn't Roger play with Royal Tees when he attempts golf at the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews?

[peter]

Doesn't Roger play with Royal Tees when he attempts golf at the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews?

I thought the only teas Roger has is high teas in the club house