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Mince
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Christmas Tip #001
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December 24, 2016, 09:18:25 PM »
Don't indulge in DIY plumbing under the kitchen sink on Christmas Eve.
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Roger Kettle
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Ho! Ho! £$%^&* Ho!
Re: Christmas Tip #001
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December 24, 2016, 11:06:19 PM »
Okay.
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Diane CBPFC
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December 25, 2016, 12:12:16 AM »
I took off and washed the knobs of my gas stove and I tell you, I'm glad I did - they are gleaming now.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad
Mince
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Re: Christmas Tip #001
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December 25, 2016, 12:23:37 AM »
And if they had not fitted back on, how would you have cooked the turkey?
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Diane CBPFC
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December 25, 2016, 05:00:49 PM »
I like living on the edge of danger.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad
Mince
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December 25, 2016, 08:35:33 PM »
Someone should make a film of your life:
Knobs of Peril!
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Sandy Buttcheeks
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December 26, 2016, 12:33:22 AM »
I think I saw that film...but they spelt "Peril" differently.
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Diane CBPFC
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Re: Christmas Tip #001
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December 26, 2016, 09:14:08 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 25, 2016, 08:35:33 PM
Someone should make a film of your life:
Knobs of Peril!
I insist on Julia Roberts playing my part.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad
Max
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Re: Christmas Tip #001
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December 29, 2016, 09:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 25, 2016, 08:35:33 PM
Someone should make a film of your life:
Knobs of Peril!
Should it not be "Knobs in Persil"?
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Mince
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December 29, 2016, 09:27:56 PM »
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