1. My wife asked me to bring something hard to write on. I don’t know why she got mad at me. After all, sand’s pretty hard to write on.
2. When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
3. A friend has a fear of pi. I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.
4. The people of Saudi Arabia don’t like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
5. What is positive about Switzerland? For a start, the flag is a big plus.
6. Neil Armstrong told a funny story about his time on the moon. No one laughed. He said, "I guess you had to be there."
7. My local barber was arrested for selling drugs! I was his customer for years. I never knew he was a barber.
8. I had a great conversation with a dolphin last night. We just clicked.
9. My friend could not afford to pay his water bill. So, I sent him a "Get well soon." card.
10. I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not Happy.
