for peter

[Mince]

After you went to bed, I ate all the Fruit Pastilles that you hid in your drawer, including the yellow and orange ones that you like the best.

[Roger Kettle]

Am I alone in worrying about the Mince household?

[The Peepmaster]

I am now hankering for black "Old English" Spangles.

[Mince]

Am I alone in worrying about the Mince household?

This is revenge for the "Trainers Funeral".

[Vulture]

After you went to bed, I ate all the Fruit Pastilles that you hid in your drawer, including the yellow and orange ones that you like the best.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child......

You're for it when he gets up and finds his stash drawer empty!

[Fyodor]

I'm a wine gum man, me.

[Tom]

Jelly Babies here! 

[peter]

After you went to bed, I ate all the Fruit Pastilles that you hid in your drawer, including the yellow and orange ones that you like the best.

The bastard I knew he wasn't mine.

[Colin]

After you went to bed, I ate all the Fruit Pastilles that you hid in your drawer, including the yellow and orange ones that you like the best.

The bastard I knew he wasn't mine.

Imagine hiding your sweeties from your adorable son. tsk tsk

[peter]

After you went to bed, I ate all the Fruit Pastilles that you hid in your drawer, including the yellow and orange ones that you like the best.

The bastard I knew he wasn't mine.

Imagine hiding your sweeties from your adorable son. tsk tsk

I offered him one and he refused

[peter]

He comes home eats out of house and home then goes again till we have restocked.
He will be surprised when we go away and don't tell him were.
And When

[peter]

His crissy presents go back to the shop on Monday

[The Peepmaster]

I offered him one and he refused

Yes, but you'd sucked the sugar off it.

[Vulture]

His crissy presents go back to the shop on Monday

What was it: 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'?

[peter]

His crissy presents go back to the shop on Monday

What was it: 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'?

That's the one.
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