DON'T MAKE ME COME IN HERE!

[Mince]

Peepmaster, do you receive a lot of hate mail by any chance?

[The Peepmaster]

Peepmaster, do you receive a lot of hate mail by any chance?

No. Now I'm very curious. Send me some of yours so I can see what it's like.  :

[Mince]

It's just the usual: "Stop being friends with that Peepmaster, or we'll get you!"; "Peepmaster is a sexist git! Your friendship with him is validating his views."; "Peepmaster wears stocking in secret, and short skirts."

But I refuse to allow these women to dictate who I can have as a friend, regardless of how obnoxious that person might be.

[Malc]

You reckon they're from real women?

[Mince]

I have considered that you might be sending them.

Indeed, I have considered that Peepmaster might be sending them.

[Malc]

I used to get letters from transvestites, no kidding. They liked my pirate strip and wanted to print it in their magazine, "Cross Talk". I agreed to their request, and got regular letters from "Janet" who I later met. His name was really Dave.

Quite pretty, in a totally unconvincing way. A blonde wig, blue eyeshadow and stubble will do that to you.

[Roger Kettle]

Transvestites and pirates.
"Raise the Skull and Crossdressing, me hearties!"

[Mince]

Roger, you should introduce a transvestite pirate into Beau Peep.

[Roger Kettle]

Excellent idea. Long Joan Silver on his camel or pirate ship of the desert.

[peter]

Now you are getting their Roger.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Hoist the jolly Roger! Oo-er, Matron.