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Offline Mince

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We need more women
« on: January 31, 2007, 02:36:09 PM »
There aren't that many women on this board. So we need to send out some search parties armed with clubs. What do you think?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 04:34:45 PM »
I think we should adjourn to the billiards room for brandy, cigars and full consideration.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 04:36:17 PM »
Are you suggesting we find women on the golf course, Mince? Have you seen women who play golf?
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Offline Mince

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 04:40:50 PM »
At the risk of being called "such a girl" again by Malky McG, I need to point out that I have never been on a golf course.

Anyway, by "clubs" I meant "night clubs". I once saw an inflatable church on the news, so surely they could make inflatable night clubs. Lure the women in, rapidly deflate the night club, and voila!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »
It'd mess their hair, and they'd be annoyed. You need to rethink, Mince.
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Offline Mince

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 06:01:15 PM »
Gee, I'm out of ideas then.
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Re: We need more women
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 06:18:16 PM »
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Re: We need more women
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 06:20:29 PM »
Oops!
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Offline Mince

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 06:25:24 PM »
You really are making a mess, aren't you?
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