As you know, Malc, I'm a close friend of Malky McCormick (the other Ayrshire cartooning genius with that first name) and we get together two or three times a year---often after Dundee United v Kilmarnock games. Ian Ure (former Dundee, Arsenal, Man. United and Scotland defender) is also a close friend of Malky's and we all meet up for, admittedly, some rather interesting evenings. A reporter from the local paper happened to be in the same pub as us and wondered, in typical parochial fashion, why a former DUNDEE F.C. legend had been at a Dundee UNITED game. Hence the "story", which ran for several weeks.