Coffee

[peter]

Don.t you call my Mince a Moron Peepsy Weepsy

[Mince]

I was just sticking up for Tarks.

The moronic sticking up for the stupid.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I was just sticking up for Tarks.

Thanks, Peepsie. I needed that.  :'(

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I was just sticking up for Tarks.

The moronic sticking up for the stupid.

I can't get the image out of my head of you shouting that from behind Peter's legs.

[The Peepmaster]

I'll have you know Tarquin's got as much sense in his whole body as you've got in just one finger, so there. He's also got dignity, and doesn't revert to stupid name-calling. I admire him in a way.

[The Peepmaster]

I like Peter's "Don.t", by the way. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'll have you know Tarquin's got as much sense in his whole body as you've got in just one finger, so there. He's also got dignity, and doesn't revert to stupid name-calling. I admire him in a way.

Thanks a bunch, Twonk!

[The Peepmaster]

You're not alone, Tarquin.

[Vulture]

 

[Malc]

Tarks, you won't regret adopting the McGookin method, my mission is to put the poncey coffee shops out of business by making it easier for people to make good coffee at home. I'm going for a kind of ersatz sainthood here, or at least gather a group of devoted followers, mostly good looking girls.

Mince, just you shut your smelly face.

[Vulture]

Tarks, you won't regret adopting the McGookin method, my mission is to put the poncey coffee shops out of business by making it easier for people to make good coffee at home. I'm going for a kind of ersatz sainthood here, or at least gather a group of devoted followers, mostly good looking girls.

Mince, just you shut your smelly face.

How does one 'shut one's smelly face'?

[The Peepmaster]

Tarks, you won't regret adopting the McGookin method, my mission is to put the poncey coffee shops out of business by making it easier for people to make good coffee at home. I'm going for a kind of ersatz sainthood here, or at least gather a group of devoted followers, mostly good looking girls.

Mince, just you shut your smelly face.

How does one 'shut one's smelly face'?

I suppose it would be difficult for him to turn it off, so shutting it's probably the next best thing, Vulch.

By the way, I thought it was sweet of Peter to come to Mince's defence earlier. A father's loyalty to his offspring.

[Malc]

...or a desperate ploy to avoid being put in a home.

[Vulture]

...or a desperate ploy to avoid being put in a home.

By the sound of it, Peter would get more peace in a home.......!

[Malc]

I agree. Homes are underrated. I've booked already.