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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2008, 12:42:52 AM »
Well, I for one was worrying about Mince's parking infractors all day as I look out my window at snow covered fields. Sometimes it would be nice to see a car but I wouldn't want one blocking my door.

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Malc

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2008, 12:55:59 AM »
Basically you've got a tiny knob.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2008, 01:05:02 AM »
Quote from: Malc on November 07, 2008, 12:55:59 AM
Basically you've got a tiny knob.

That's a bit unfortunate as I didn't directly accuse Mince of being minute in the tinky-winky department. In this thread, for example, when I presented my opening, I had no intention of having his "tiny knob" entering it. It's out of my hands however.
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Offline Mince

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2008, 01:28:15 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 07, 2008, 01:05:02 AM
That's a bit unfortunate as I didn't directly accuse Mince of being minute in the tinky-winky department. In this thread, for example, when I presented my opening, I had no intention of having his "tiny knob" entering it. It's out of my hands however.

Did you intend all the double entendres?
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Malc

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2008, 01:36:27 AM »
The way the posts ran there, it looked like I was accusing Diane of having a tiny knob. How ridiculous! Sorry Diane.

Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2008, 01:38:10 AM »
Quote from: Malc on November 07, 2008, 01:36:27 AM
The way the posts ran there, it looked like I was accusing Diane of having a tiny knob. How ridiculous! Sorry Diane.

Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.

Not on their kitchen cabinets they don't! I've got tiny knobs on mine. (Not like Mince's).
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Malc

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2008, 01:43:05 AM »
If women had vaginas on their cabinets, more men would help around the house.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2008, 02:10:36 AM »
I don't like the way this thread is going. All this talk of cabinets is very unseemly. Not to mention Mince's petit knob.
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Malc

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2008, 02:26:16 AM »
I agree the thread has taken an uncouth turn. I prefer to talk of the arts. I'm off to the theatre tonight to see the Vagina Monologues.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2008, 02:29:05 AM »
Quote from: Malc on November 07, 2008, 01:36:27 AM

Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.

No wonder the youth of Great Britain flock here daily, with the thorough sex education given.

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Malc

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2008, 04:41:46 AM »
Oh, like you knew about vaginas already... >:(
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peter

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2008, 10:02:47 AM »
I know in America they are all shaving there vaginas
and saying watch my lips










No more Bush
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Vulture

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2008, 10:14:27 AM »
Ross and Brand got suspended and fired for less than this..........you're all a bunch of schoolboys!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2008, 10:33:02 AM »
Neither of the wassocks got fired, actually, (to be pedantic).

Bring back Terry Wogan. That's what I say, (patronisingly).  ;)
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Vulture

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Re: I hate people who . . .
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2008, 12:56:58 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 07, 2008, 10:33:02 AM
Neither of the wassocks got fired, actually, (to be pedantic). Why?

Bring back Terry Wogan. That's what I say, (patronisingly) Why?  ;)

Quote from: Vulture on November 07, 2008, 10:14:27 AM
Ross (suspended [though it should have been by the neck until.....]) and Brand (fired himself before someone else did)
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