Author Topic: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION  (Read 35524 times)

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2008, 11:29:44 PM »
I think he sends him Christmas cards.
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 10:27:31 AM »

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2008, 04:04:10 PM »


Frame 1: "When I asked that shopkeeper if he served Mince, he said "Does this look like a butchers?". I'll try again."

Frame 2: "Do you serve Mince when he comes in to buy his frocks."

Frame 3: "No - I normally leave that to the assistant who looks after his frilly girls' panties requirements."
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2008, 06:47:04 PM »


Frame 1: "I ordered a new outfit here for my karaoke turn."

Frame 2: "Has the order for "The Lord of the Isles" arrived yet?"

Frame 3: "Sir has already been informed that we neither stock nor source crotchless items."


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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2008, 09:11:25 PM »
Frame 1: I'll go pick up my costume for the fancy dress party.

Frame 2: Has my Custer's last stand outfit arrived?

Frame 3:Yes Sir, that'll be the blonde wig, buckskin jacket and dark brown trousers?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2008, 11:21:40 PM »
Frame 1: "Florrie - this joke's gone too far"

Frame 2: "Hi, I'm Andy Capp. I urgently need to have a word with this cartoon's artist"

Frame 3: "You think you've got problems. I'm Fred Flintstone."
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2008, 12:09:35 AM »
Frame 1:  "Won't be long."

Frame 2:  "Bartender, gimme a whisky!"

Frame 3:  "You're trying to get me to say 'Should've gone to Specsavers', aren't you?"
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2008, 05:17:21 AM »
I used to wonder why more people didn't write cartoons. Now I know.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2008, 06:20:20 AM »
With those encouraging words, I`ve decided to have another go ? even though it is Horrace.

1.   Let`s see what the western wear shop has for sale!
2.   What do you have for sale?
3.   Dresses. Western dresses.
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2008, 06:25:42 AM »
The above joke was in homage to 007.

Now for another try.

1.   I bet this is a good place to pick up babes Mojo!
2.   Do you sell to beauties?
3.   Yes, gorgeous.

« Last Edit: November 21, 2008, 11:58:37 PM by Diane CBPFC »
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2008, 07:27:24 AM »
The above joke was in homage to 007.

Now for another try.

1.   I bet this is a good place to pick up babes Tonto.
2.   Do you sell to beauties
3.   Yes, gorgeous.



It took two readings but  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2008, 07:46:18 AM »
I used to wonder why more people didn't write cartoons. Now I know.

We'll remember that next time you come asking us "Is this funny?", McGookin.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2008, 12:46:58 PM »
1.WELL IF YOU DON'T KNOW I WILL ASK THE STOREMAN

2. WHICH OF THESE DRESSES WILL SUIT ME BEST

3. NEITHER. BUT I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2008, 12:58:46 PM »
The above joke was in homage to 007.

Now for another try.

1.   I bet this is a good place to pick up babes Tonto.
2.   Do you sell to beauties
3.   Yes, gorgeous.

It took two readings but  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, I still don't get it after ten readings. It's too subtle for me. I think I'll stick to Roger's humour.

Offline Mince

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2008, 01:04:53 PM »
POINT OF ORDER!

Tarquin's first entry, and indeed the girl himself, should be disqualified from the competition. He has changed the artwork of the strip to suit his purposes.

I expect this to be dealt with swiftly and firmly by Roger himself.