THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION

[The Peepmaster]

I think he sends him Christmas cards.

[Colin]

[The Peepmaster]

Frame 1: "When I asked that shopkeeper if he served Mince, he said "Does this look like a butchers?". I'll try again."

Frame 2: "Do you serve Mince when he comes in to buy his frocks."

Frame 3: "No - I normally leave that to the assistant who looks after his frilly girls' panties requirements."

[Fyodor]

Frame 1: "I ordered a new outfit here for my karaoke turn."

Frame 2: "Has the order for "The Lord of the Isles" arrived yet?"

Frame 3: "Sir has already been informed that we neither stock nor source crotchless items."

[Max]

Frame 1: I'll go pick up my costume for the fancy dress party.

Frame 2: Has my Custer's last stand outfit arrived?

Frame 3:Yes Sir, that'll be the blonde wig, buckskin jacket and dark brown trousers?

[The Peepmaster]

Frame 1: "Florrie - this joke's gone too far"

Frame 2: "Hi, I'm Andy Capp. I urgently need to have a word with this cartoon's artist"

Frame 3: "You think you've got problems. I'm Fred Flintstone."

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Frame 1:  "Won't be long."

Frame 2:  "Bartender, gimme a whisky!"

Frame 3:  "You're trying to get me to say 'Should've gone to Specsavers', aren't you?"

[Malc]

I used to wonder why more people didn't write cartoons. Now I know.

[Diane CBPFC]

With those encouraging words, I`ve decided to have another go ? even though it is Horrace.

1.   Let`s see what the western wear shop has for sale!
2.   What do you have for sale?
3.   Dresses. Western dresses.

[Diane CBPFC]

The above joke was in homage to 007.

Now for another try.

1.   I bet this is a good place to pick up babes Mojo!
2.   Do you sell to beauties?
3.   Yes, gorgeous.

[Vulture]

The above joke was in homage to 007.

Now for another try.

1.   I bet this is a good place to pick up babes Tonto.
2.   Do you sell to beauties
3.   Yes, gorgeous.

It took two readings but 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I used to wonder why more people didn't write cartoons. Now I know.

We'll remember that next time you come asking us "Is this funny?", McGookin.

[peter]

1.WELL IF YOU DON'T KNOW I WILL ASK THE STOREMAN

2. WHICH OF THESE DRESSES WILL SUIT ME BEST

3. NEITHER. BUT I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR

[Mince]

The above joke was in homage to 007.

Now for another try.

1.   I bet this is a good place to pick up babes Tonto.
2.   Do you sell to beauties
3.   Yes, gorgeous.

It took two readings but 

Well, I still don't get it after ten readings. It's too subtle for me. I think I'll stick to Roger's humour.

[Mince]

POINT OF ORDER!

Tarquin's first entry, and indeed the girl himself, should be disqualified from the competition. He has changed the artwork of the strip to suit his purposes.

I expect this to be dealt with swiftly and firmly by Roger himself.