It must be great to be Chuck Norris. There's a cone of protection that surrounds the incredibly stupid. He is totally invulnerable.
I wonder how many boneheads sit in bars all day waiting for something to kick off so they can demonstrate their trousers?
I imagine a Charles Atlas-type illustration which shows a young man out with his girlfriend. A group of oafs look on with the words "leer" written above their neanderthal brows.
The young man thinks "thank chuck I'm wearing Action Jeans".