Pphhht! Like that's going to happen! Anyway, I've already told you about the only former neighbour of mine that would be of the remotest interest to you, Graham Arnold (football connection, boys).
Other people may (or may not) be interested to know that Bill Turnbull, presenter on the BBC breakfast show, was a friend at uni. He went out with my friend for a year or two. I always forget when I go back to the UK, and even if I see the program, it takes me a little while to "click" again, as we only knew him by his nickname (which I am not going to reveal). That's because I never really watch morning shows - have them on in the background and only pay attention when something peaks my interest.
Gordon Brown was also Rector of Edinburgh uni when I was there - he's a bit older - and because of Bill's and other friends' student politics connections, I did cross paths with him occasionally. Last time I was in the UK, I learnt very quickly this was not something about which I should boast!