...I mean dogs woof woof.
All right, I can see that doesn't really clarify matters. I mean canine quadrupeds.
Here's the odd thing. I like dogs, I just don't keep any. Neither do I want to hear the barking of other peoples dogs. Some of my dearest friends have dogs, too, and they always come to MY chair (the dogs) and lie down. I don't know why.
I can't stand cats. However, if you don't feed the slinky little buggers they do keep the mice and rats down. No birds will be allowed to be kept in cages either. Nor aviaries. Birds should be free to fly.
People will be forced to stand to the left on escalators on pain of death. No child will be called Corey or Courtney, no one will have made-up names like Taneesha, and everyone's name will be spelled properly. No Kaytlyns, no Micheals, no Dayvids, and anyone giving their child a joke name, like Warwick Hunt will be fired from a cannon into the sea. If they live, make it back to shore and still think it's funny, they will be fired again.
I'm warming to this. I think I may be a natural despot.
