Roger, that Cheyenne arrowhead is one seriously mega-cool present, even to someone who doesn't quite share your passion for the subject. I hope you managed to come close with your choice of gift in return. And if you don't want the socks...
Both my best presents came a little early this year. My dear old mum helped fund my new iPhone, which more than lives up to all the hype, and Sam presented me with a magnificent roller banner, which I'm well taken with. If, like me until a few weeks ago, you have no idea what a roller banner is, let me show you...
It starts off like this...
...and within seconds becomes this...
Of course, mine didn't come with a free woman, as in the picture (I think that was the deluxe version), but it did have my very own design on it, which Sam cunningly managed to get me to complete for emailing to the supplier without giving too much of the game away. The print quality is exceptional, as is the overall product. I've already used it at a speed caricature gig in a shopping centre the weekend before last, and it proved to be very useful in attracting people to where I was plying my trade. Every roving minstrel should have one! It packs away again in seconds, and takes up very little boot space. Brilliant!
I also got athlete's foot spray in my Christmas stocking, because I've got...er..athletic feet.