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Offline Roger Kettle

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Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« on: February 20, 2009, 06:57:47 PM »
The two gentlemen mentioned above have gone to Ludlow (I have no idea where that is) to link up with other cartoonists for a weekend of drinking and musical "jamming". I doubt if either of them will be looking in here for a while so feel free to insult them.
I'll start. They're both big girly-wimps.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 07:38:37 PM »
 ;D

Roger, I know the answer to this will be "A what?", but are you familiar with the resources afforded to the owner of an iPhone?

Actually, I'm still at home, waiting for a text from the Peepmeister to say he's on schedule to hit Ludlow by 9pm, and assuming such, I shall be jumping into my chariot and making haste to the venue for a cherryade or three with him and his enchanting entourage. Assuming this happens (he's three minutes late already), we shall post our appreciation of this thread from the pub.

Meanwhile, I do hope everyone can maintain the breath-taking standard set by Roger above.

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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 08:05:46 PM »
Damn.
Not only is Tarks a big girly-wimp, he's sneaky. And he's a show-off with his Bat-phone, or whatever it is. He's a sneaky big girly-wimp show-off.
So is Peeps.
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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 08:22:54 PM »
I've still not heard from the big girly-wimp - I'm getting slightly concerned. If I leave here much later than this, I may not make it to Ludlow before last orders.
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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 08:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 20, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
If I leave here much later than this, I may not make it to Ludlow before last orders.

The people of Ludlow have their fingers crossed.

But I hope you make it.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 12:12:59 AM »
Made it. Just about to head home from our sneaky big girly's night out. Lucy sends her love. 


This message has been sent from my bat-phone.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 03:06:16 AM »
Is this for charity?
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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 09:09:46 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on February 21, 2009, 03:06:16 AM
Is this for charity?

Oh, yes, Diane. They've both been charity cases for a l-o-n-g time!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2009, 09:27:16 AM »
It's for everyone, Diane - absolutely everyone. But mostly us.

If your insults are good enough (and to be honest, it hasn't got off to the greatest of starts), we may even post photographs.

Right - we're off......
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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2009, 09:49:49 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 21, 2009, 09:27:16 AM
If your insults are good enough (and to be honest, it hasn't got off to the greatest of starts), we may even post photographs.

Stop insulting!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 07:50:17 PM »
I heard that Peeps and TTIII are so funny-lookin that the other cartoonists at the convention thought they were the mascots. boom, boom.
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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2009, 07:51:56 PM »
When Peeps was born he was so ugly his mother slapped the doctor! boom, boom.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2009, 07:54:02 PM »
When Tarqs jammed at the cartoonist convention - they told him next year he can't sing and can stick with making strawberry jam. boom, boom
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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2009, 07:55:26 PM »
That's the best i can do - it's funny how hard it can be to come up with insults when they're not about Mince eh?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Insult Tarks and Peeps.
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2009, 07:58:14 PM »
At this moment, my guess is that Peepina is studying his karaoke songbook of South Pacific and is getting ready to wash that man right outta his hair. Tarkina is tuning his tambourine.
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