Misses Mince

[The Peepmaster]

Who misses Mince? Isn't it quiet without him. Funny how he's disappeared at the same time Tarquin takes a holiday!

Maybe they're one and the same person...? 

[peter]

Hang on, you where saying i was mince only last week just because I have not beeen on lately

[The Peepmaster]

We all think you're mince, Peter, although not Mince, of course, even though Mince himself might think you're mince too, whist acknowledging you're not Mince, himself.

[Tom]

  or not,eh? Where were we again? 

[The Peepmaster]

It's a Scottish word I've learnt, Tom.

[Tom]

... still don't help 

[peter]

Tom maybe you could enlighten me what Peeps said.

[Tom]

He said:

We all think you're mince, Peter, although not Mince, of course, even though Mince himself might think you're mince too, whist acknowledging you're not Mince, himself.

I think he thinks we all think that you are either Mince or not. Or something.

[Vulture]

He said:

We all think you're mince, Peter, although not Mince, of course, even though Mince himself might think you're mince too, whist acknowledging you're not Mince, himself.

I think he thinks we all think that you are either Mince or not. Or something.

Right! Got it! <I think>

[peter]

Well you must have it right or wrong.

[Tom]

Possibly. Something like that.

[The Peepmaster]

We all think you're mince, Peter, although not Mince, of course, even though Mince himself might think you're mince too, whist acknowledging you're not Mince, himself.

We all think you're mince, Peter, although not Mince, of course,

We all think you're rubbish, Peter, although not he that is called Mince, of course

even though Mince himself might think you're mince too,

even though he that is called Mince himself might think you're rubbish too,

whist acknowledging you're not Mince, himself.

whilst acknowledging you're not by the name of Mince, himself.

[The Peepmaster]

We don't really think you're rubbish, Peter. It's just that that's what "mince" means in Scotland. 

[peter]

but who is mince I'm not so who is he

[Colin]

We all think you're mince, Peter, although not Mince, of course, even though Mince himself might think you're mince too, whist acknowledging you're not Mince, himself.

What does "whist" mean?