David Beckham must be thick as pig sh*t.
Yes, I realise this isn't a revelation, I'm just reiterating it. He apparently fell in love with "Posh" after seeing the same Spice Girls video that repulsed every other male in the country. And why is she "Posh" spice anyway? She's a Shazza, an undernourished, overtanned, stupid Ibiza clubber whippet of a woman with bad legs and a dress sense to match. The queen she should have been named after is Danny La Rue.