I blinkin' hope not!
Yes, Monday sees the start of my world tour. We take off from Glasgow, and keep flying until we touch down at Stansted, where we have a hotel booked for the night.
The next morning we are flying out to Kuala Lumpur and we'll have a couple of days enjoying the karaoke bars there. A train journey to Singapore features next on our itinerary, and after a few songs and some (sight-seeing), we take a plane to Manila. We have 3 weeks in The Philippines traveling to loads of different islands. Quite a lot of people to meet, but we'll have lots of time to relax I think, as there are karaoke (or videoke as they call them) machines everywhere.
I'll have my lap top and drawing tablet (as I will be doing work that comes in), and will also take loads of pics along the way. I'm taking my eldest son along with us, and Lucy's taking her young lad, of course.
I'll let you know what songs I sing.