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Malc

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 01:49:18 AM »
Or a limpet.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 03:34:08 AM »
What...like a clam bake?
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 11:27:13 AM »
They call the boats out here in the Philippines "bancas". For some reason my brain keeps trying to devise a limerick regarding Mince when I think of one.

When Mince tried sailing a banca,
He damned-near almost sank her
A watching local
Being vocal
Exclaimed "Just look at that pilchard!"

Perhaps we could do a book of limericks?
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Malc

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 01:45:59 PM »
An illustrated book!

Incidentally, that last limerick didn't scan. It would have been better if you'd written:

A curious local,
blind drunk and vocal.

For goodness sake, it's not rocket science.
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Feather

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2009, 02:12:35 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on July 15, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
I think Calypso should start it off!

So are you saying that I should start off the murder or writing the book?

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2009, 03:09:53 PM »
Quote from: Malc on July 16, 2009, 01:45:59 PM
Incidentally, that last limerick didn't scan. It would have been better if you'd written:

A curious local,
blind drunk and vocal.

And the last line would have read better as:

Cried "Look at that absolute pilchard!"



Not rocket science indeed.
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I apologise, in advance.

Vulture

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 03:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Feather on July 16, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: Vulture on July 15, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
I think Calypso should start it off!

So are you saying that I should start off the murder or writing the book?



Whatever floats your boat, Feather!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 03:42:55 PM »
...or buoys your banca.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 03:56:06 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on July 16, 2009, 03:42:55 PM
...or buoys your banca.
;D ;D ;D

Fabulous expression, Diane - must remember that.
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I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2009, 06:16:45 PM »
What about Arm Pitt?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2009, 08:42:04 PM »
Can we please take this book seriously?
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Tom

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2009, 09:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Mince on July 16, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
Can we please take this book seriously?
Right then. We need:
A publisher
A promoter
Someone to go on 'Loose Women'
I suppose the book itself would be a start.
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Vulture

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2009, 09:15:45 PM »
Quote from: Mince on July 16, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
Can we please take this book seriously?

WHAT book? I thought you'd gone staight to film!
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Tom

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 10:28:46 PM »
Going back to the film, temporarily, who would sing the theme tune?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Let's all write a book
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2009, 11:31:11 PM »
Peepmaster will obviously want to but we need to avoid an 18 certificate.
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