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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 10:00:30 PM »
Mouse count: 3
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2009, 10:14:05 PM »
Be careful, Diane. It's around this stage that the mice start arming themselves.

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2009, 10:25:37 PM »
Watch out for possible flanking manoeuvres.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2009, 09:15:03 AM »
Guess why I am up at 2:00 in the morning?

Right behind the headboard! It is just as bad down here in the office, but at least the dog is lying on my feet here.

Mouse count: 6
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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2009, 03:33:55 PM »
Go back and look at my solution Diane. It's the only way. You have to kill the ones who habitually visit "pour encourager les autres" and you'll find there aren't thousands of the little buggers out there.

As I said, I disposed of seven myself and three or four were killed in modern mouse traps. I've had no mice since for over three years.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2009, 04:27:50 PM »
Maybe you could put a big sign up on the drive saying, "MOUSE FARM".

That way it'd look like having mice was intentional, and you wouldn't have to bother going to all the trouble of getting rid of them!

Simples!
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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2009, 04:52:26 PM »
...and as a farmer you'd qualify for all sorts of grants and subsidies.

I'll warn you now. They're a bugger to milk.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2009, 10:37:43 AM »
...and as a farmer you'd qualify for all sorts of grants and subsidies.

I'll warn you now. They're a bugger to milk.


And you try getting them to pull a plough! Next to useless. (Unless they're in a gang.)
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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2009, 01:42:56 PM »
...and if they are, they'll demand their own exit. A mouse gang Ausgang.

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2009, 02:32:07 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2009, 05:37:04 PM »
Good advice there - I may end up having to clean up the house (hubby's suggestion).

Mouse count:9
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2009, 03:17:14 AM »
How do you know it's not the same mouse or meeces, Diane? Do they run around in packs? My mother would have a fit - the one thing she was absolutely terrified of - little mice - not much else scared her.

I lived in a student flat in Cowgatehead in Edinburgh for a while.  They gutted the top three floors of the building and turned them into flats, but left the ground floor - a dirty old pub and various dubious shops.  Of course, all the mice just moved to the bottom floor while the renovations went on and then moved back up when we moved in.  My room mate and I were lucky - our door was flush with the carpet.  The other two had a gap and the mice used to love cavorting in there. Running over Marj's pillow in the middle of the night, etc.  She hated them. We came home one night and there was one  in the kitchen, so Marj took her shoe off (clogs were all the rage then) and threw it at it - direct hit! On the other hand, came home with friend Andy once to discover another one in the kitchen and he insisted on getting a jar, catching it, taking it downstairs and letting it go outside.  No doubt it found the nearest pipe and came straight back up again.  We tried everything, but it was a losing battle - this was just below Greyfriar's cemetry, beginning of the Grassmarket - not the most    salubrious of areas in those days. The mice population had probably been there for centuries.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2009, 05:43:54 AM »
The mouse count is the count of the dead mice in traps. They do have a family resemblance for instance they all have bulge-y eyes.
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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2009, 06:59:58 AM »
The mouse count is the count of the dead mice in traps. They do have a family resemblance for instance they all have bulge-y eyes.


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Re: I have a mouse in the house!
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2009, 07:30:49 AM »
Oh, I see - it's the dead mouse count.  Do you take them out, Diane? I've never been able to - always put the whole thing in the bin.  Not that we've had any for a while.