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Offline Mince

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Does Roger exist?
« on: April 24, 2007, 11:04:36 PM »
To be honest, when I started this board, Roger told me that he had had enough of posting on message boards and asked me to masquerade as him so as not to "let anyone down". All the posts made by him on this board are in fact mine. (I am sure you have noticed how much wittier he has been recently.)

The problem is that the Peepmaster made the same request, and so all the conversations between Roger and him have merely been me talking to myself.

To make matters worse, owing to low membership, I have also had to create the personas of everyone else on this board - Tom, Malc, Tarquin, Dianne and so on. I am sorry if this revelation upsets anyone.

Come to think of it, it wouldn't, seeing as I'm the only person on this board and I'm just talking to myself.

So, I think I'll stop now.

I'll try to get out more.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 11:30:50 PM »
Yes, I'll definitely stop. Fresh air calling.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 11:33:22 PM »
No, wait. Perhaps another cup of tea and a post or two...
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Offline Mince

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2007, 11:39:58 PM »
May I apologise for the previous two unimaginative (and rather childish) posts, but I could not think of anything else to say.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2007, 11:54:20 PM »
And I'm a smelly girl.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 12:07:12 AM »
Actually, I have to confess that I, Tarquin, am the only REAL member on this board, and that I made up this "Mince" account to throw everyone off the track. Having said that, since I, Tarquin, am alone on this board (and in real life, because I am such a loser), I guess I am talking to myself again.

By the way, when I said "I'm a smelly girl", I meant it. It's really true. And I wet myself all the time.

Tarquin

(I'll probably make a post immediately after this one in my "Tarquin Thunderthighs" account denying all this.)
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2007, 12:25:05 AM »
Mince is a smelly wet girl too.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 12:31:10 AM »
Okay, I'm lost now. Which one of us is me?
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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 08:37:13 AM »
I think I,m still me.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2007, 09:09:40 AM »
Little did I know what I was doing when I asked why Mince had been so quiet.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2007, 11:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on April 25, 2007, 09:09:40 AM
Little did I know what I was doing when I asked why Mince had been so quiet.

I agree with myself, Mince. It would be interesting to hear what Roger Kettle thinks about this.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2007, 12:48:03 PM »
Hah! You fools! You all believed me! Everyone on this board is in fact me, Roger Kettle. And you all fell for it! How gullible are you all?

Roger
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2007, 01:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Mince on April 25, 2007, 12:48:03 PM
Hah! You fools! You all believed me! Everyone on this board is in fact me, Roger Kettle. And you all fell for it! How gullible are you all?

Roger

You obviously haven't realised Roger's a grade one technophobe!
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Offline Mince

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2007, 01:18:36 PM »
And you believed that as well?

Roger

(Am I still talking to myself?)
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Does Roger exist?
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2007, 01:34:16 PM »
I'm Roger?


WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO! I'M RICH!!!YESSSSS!!!!


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