Welcome back, Roger! Glad to hear you had a great time. Hmmm, I'd be making you pay for that particular piece of torture - hope there was a nice view out of the bar, or was it in some sleazy back alley? From Rob's pics, doesn't look like Albufeira would have sleazy back alleys.
Have a good time in Cornwall, Rob. Do they have 'getaway from kids' pubs down there? I've never been.