Wish me luck ...

[The Peepmaster]

Have you done anything to your settings, Roger? (You might have altered something by accident in one of the areas of your profile section - maybe reconfigured some coding and altered the html when trying to enhance or emphasise something?) It wasn't me, and I wouldn't have access to your personal area.

Did you link to a URL or upload the original jpeg/gif?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You put a joint in your soup. Roger? No wonder McGookin was impressed.

I made soup for my lunch today. Risky business - managed to get a small paper cut when I tore open the sachet. I put in my own Maggi seasoning as well.

[The Peepmaster]

I made soup for my lunch today. Risky business - managed to get a small paper cut when I tore open the sachet. I put in my own Maggi seasoning as well.

Oh dear. Is the woman on holiday somewhere? Hope you've got enough clean clothes and dishes.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

She was at work, Peepsie - I'm happy for her to do that. I'm more than capable of fending for myself. I have an iPhone.

[The Peepmaster]

That's a relief. It's good to know that should you run out of clean pots, pans, dishes or underpants, she's just a phone-call away.

[Roger Kettle]

Have you done anything to your settings, Roger? (You might have altered something by accident in one of the areas of your profile section - maybe reconfigured some coding and altered the html when trying to enhance or emphasise something?) It wasn't me, and I wouldn't have access to your personal area.

Did you link to a URL or upload the original jpeg/gif?

I think I may have urled.

[Tom]

You seem a bit laid back, Roger.

[The Peepmaster]

Have you done anything to your settings, Roger? (You might have altered something by accident in one of the areas of your profile section - maybe reconfigured some coding and altered the html when trying to enhance or emphasise something?) It wasn't me, and I wouldn't have access to your personal area.

Did you link to a URL or upload the original jpeg/gif?

I think I may have urled.

That wouldn't have changed it then, Roger, because in that instance the file's hosted on another server, and it's simply a link you've entered, giving the path. You'd have to have access to that other server, replacing the picture with a file of the same name, but which you'd already rotated in Photoshop, or similar. I can't imagine you'd have (a) the access privileges, and (b) a way to ftp. (No offence meant.)

[Roger Kettle]

I probably flugged the hjp/sprocket.

[The Peepmaster]

Mince might know. I think he's got an "O" level in twatography.

[Malc]

Joan, you can of course start up another diary thread.

[Mince]

By the way, who's been playing silly buggers with my avatar?

I have no idea, Roger, but it's disgraceful and I don't think you should stand for it: after all, your avatar isn't.

[Diane CBPFC]

I probably flugged the hjp/sprocket.

Not surprising, playing silly buggers like that at your age.

[Diane CBPFC]

My Cock-a-leekie isn't working out by the way - not a chicken stock cube in the house! So instead I added (to the chicken and leeks and onions) white beans and mushroom soup and mushrooms. I just need to call it something else - any ideas?

[Vulture]

My Cock-a-leekie isn't working out by the way - not a chicken stock cube in the house! So instead I added (to the chicken and leeks and onions) white beans and mushroom soup and mushrooms. I just need to call it something else - any ideas?

Mushy leekie?