Author Topic: The Christmas Competition 2009  (Read 1187 times)

Offline Diane CBPFC

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The Christmas Competition 2009
« on: November 12, 2009, 05:04:53 AM »
It’s Christmas 2009 and all the blokes are stuck in the fort thousands of miles from home trying to make the best of it. What do a bunch of lonely, drunken men do during the most depressing time of year –well if they are from the U.K. they put on a Christmas panto!

Write ONE scene (or part of a scene) for a panto, give out the parts to the regular Beau Peep characters; set the stage direction and describe the costumes!

You will be judged on your panto writing skills; casting; set direction and costume design.  Bonus points will be given to those composing an original musical piece.  Extra bonus points will be given to those donning a costume and acting the part in the style of a Beau Peep character and recording it for You-tube.  Points will be deducted for foul language and/or nudity. 

Good Luck!
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: The Christmas Competition 2009
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 07:55:46 AM »
Points will be deducted for foul language and/or nudity. 

Bang goes my "bollock naked" idea.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition 2009
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 08:19:10 AM »
Is that all?  :o
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The Christmas Competition 2009
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 09:15:58 AM »
When I set the competition, I usually ask for the best anagram of "Dennis".

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition 2009
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2009, 01:03:45 PM »
Why is this thread locked? I haven't locked it.

Maybe The Wonderful And Talented Mince locked it? ..0
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition 2009
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2009, 01:16:24 PM »
Sinned.

Look, do I have to double post all the time? I do have better things to do. When do I get my prize?
I apologise, in advance.