The New and Improved Christmas Competition for 2009

[Tom]

Ahem...

Buttered Button Brussels Sprouts

A simple, but easy vegetarian option for those who would like to do other things than cooking elaborate, expensive and time consuming meals. They are extremely versatile, and make delicious starters, main courses, and a nice savoury twist to a sweet. Blended, they make a wonderful soup, which can also double for a gravy, or a sauce, to pour over the unblended sprouts. They are very filling, but too many may cause a slight discomfort within the bowels.

[Diane CBPFC]

Wow, I came first! Woo hoo!

What's the prize?

No you didn't win - the competition is still on - I listed the entries in the order in which they were submitted just so others would see that they still had a chance. 

[Diane CBPFC]

Ahem...

Buttered Button Brussels Sprouts

A simple, but easy vegetarian option for those who would like to do other things than cooking elaborate, expensive and time consuming meals. They are extremely versatile, and make delicious starters, main courses, and a nice savoury twist to a sweet. Blended, they make a wonderful soup, which can also double for a gravy, or a sauce, to pour over the unblended sprouts. They are very filling, but too many may cause a slight discomfort within the bowels.

Sorry I missed your menu plan Tom - I mistakingly thought it was just a fleeting comment. Always good when you can work the word "bowels" into your xmas dinner menu - you'll probably get a extra half a point for that.

[Roger Kettle]

Diane, what say you and I meet in Newfoundland, get drunk and share the prize?

[Vulture]

Diane, what say you and I meet in Newfoundland, get drunk and share the prize?

Who's going to give you a prize for getting drunk? 

[Tom]

Well, you give yourself a prize hangover 

[Diane CBPFC]

Diane, what say you and I meet in Newfoundland, get drunk and share the prize?

Sounds good to me Rog - we'd fit right in with the Newfies.

[Diane CBPFC]

Last call for Christmas dinner at the fort menu entries is this weekend!


Monday is Judgment Day!

[Fyodor]

Starter: Pickled Eggs Benedict
Main Course: Pickled Herring with Pickled Beetroot and Pickled Gherkin.
Sweet: Cheese Board and Branston Pickle with Christmas Crackers.

It's the taking part that counts.

[The Peepmaster]

Scotch Broth(ers) in Arms
Smoked Kepis
Shepherds Pie-rre
Battalions of Lamb
Ham-Mished Potatoes
Camel-ised Onions
Jugged (Legion) Hares
T-rifle
Sand-wiches
Egon Toast
Roque-fort
Escargot
Crackers
Nuts
After Battle-Mints

[Vulture]

Scotch Broth(ers) in Arms
Smoked Kepis
Shephers Pie-rre
Battalions of Lamb
Ham-Mished Potatoes
Camel-ised Onions
Jugged (Legion) Hares
T-rifle
Sand-wiches
Egon Toast
Roque-fort
Escargot
Crackers
Nuts
After Battle-Mints

 

[Vulture]

Starter: Pickled Eggs Benedict
Main Course: Pickled Herring with Pickled Beetroot and Pickled Gherkin.
Sweet: Cheese Board and Branston Pickle with Christmas Crackers.

It's the taking part that counts.

 

[Mince]

Mark Peepmaster down on his entry because he took too long and because he's a twat.

[The Peepmaster]

Mark Peepmaster down on his entry because he took too long and because he's a twat.

Says King Twat, with an O-level in Twatology, an A-Level in Twatography, and a Masters Degree in Twatism, who's the twattiest twat in Twat Mansions, Twat Avenue, Twatminster, Twatland.

[Mince]

... with an O-level in Twatology, an A-Level in Twatography, and a Masters Degree in Twatism ...

You were the perfect teacher, the ultimate twat.