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Swattin' flies

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Diane CBPFC:

--- Quote ---A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded:

"Oh.! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
--- End quote ---

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