Is This Board Still Working?

[Malc]

I'm getting the image of you as 007, lured by an asian SMERSH honey trap agent to their lair in the Philippines.
Sixteen quid a night? When's the penny going to drop, Meester Bond?

[Roger Kettle]

You seem to have a Connery/Bond fixation at the moment, Malc!

[Malc]

"M, you're a shite. A shite for shore eyesh"

Yes, it's the only impression I can do. Apart from Frank Spencer. "Mmmmm Jessica. Oo's gunna see the Queen on Gristmas Day?"

See?

[Roger Kettle]

For a moment, I thought Michael Crawford was standing next to me!

[Malc]

I do Michael Crawford as Phantom Of The Opera too.

"Mmm. Id's da music ov da night, Betty. Mmm"

[Roger Kettle]

I laughed at that, I did!

[The Peepmaster]

Fantastic impressions, Malc. It's like being in the same room.

"Mun-ki!" (That's my Johnny Vegas.)

[Roger Kettle]

I do a great Burt Lancaster in a scene from "Ulzana's Raid". I need a hat though.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Here y'go, Roger...

[Roger Kettle]

Excellent. Now I need a bandana and a horse.

[The Peepmaster]

Excellent. Now I need a bandana and a horse.

Your wish is my command

[Colin]

Excellent. Now I need a bandana and a horse.

Your wish is my command

My wife is asking me what I'm laughing at. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tell your wife it's the same thing I'm laughing at. 

[Colin]

Tell your wife it's the same thing I'm laughing at. 

I looked at it again Today and started laughing again. I need a rest.

[Malc]

That's an absolute hoot, well done to all. I peed myself, and yes, my wife also asked what I was laughing at.

And who was going to clean up the pee.