Vagaries of Mince...

[The Peepmaster]

Sometimes he does, and sometimes he doesn't.

[Bilthehut]

opening myself to ... (but being new to this - is my excuse)

what !  sorry, Pardon?

[Vulture]

Sometimes he does, and sometimes he doesn't.

Are vagaries painful?

[The Peepmaster]

If infected.

I'm wondering if we should have a party for Mince - a search party. He's disappeared, and doesn't illuminate this board so much.

[Diane CBPFC]

He's probably busy marking exams or maybe he has a bird.

[Malc]

He was seen buying a ring last week. Maybe that was for his bird's leg.

[The Peepmaster]

Maybe he's a pigeon fancier.

[Malc]

Here's a joke that only Scots will get:


Mary: I don't know how ye could fancy me, Ah'm pigeon chested.

Sandy: That how ah love ye like a doo

[Vulture]

Here's a joke that only Scots will get:


Mary: I don't know how ye could fancy me, Ah'm pigeon chested.

Sandy: That how ah love ye like a doo

No, I'm not a Scot but I got it! 

[Tom]

 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Customer to baker: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
Baker:  "No, you're right - it's a doughnut."

[Vulture]

Customer to baker: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
Baker:  "No, you're right - it's a doughnut."

 

[Malc]

Tom, in the Scots (esp. Glasgow) patois, 'doo' is another name for a pigeon. It's a corruption of the word 'dove'

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

"Esp. Glesca", ma erse, Malky - doos ur doos a' ower Scotland.

[The Peepmaster]

Now we (you) are talking Mince!