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Offline Roger Kettle

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Get well soon, Fyodor.
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:25:30 PM »
My long-time friend and golfing buddy, Fyodor, had a heart attack a couple of weeks ago. I was with him at the time---it's too long a story to go into---but it had appeared to be a reasonably minor situation. Unfortunately, this hasn't proved to be the case and he will be having bypass surgery on Thursday. I can report that he remains as idiotic as ever ( the nurses in the ward are calling themselves "Fyodor's secretaries") and let me quote a conversation he had with the specialist...
Fyodor: After the operation, will I be in pain?
Specialist: Well, your sternum will be quite sore for a few days.
Fyodor: Oh, that's fine! As long as my breast bone doesn't hurt.
Sadly, it went over the specialist's head and he had launched into an explanation when Fyodor pointed out he was joking.
Anyway, I don't think he's got access to a computer but, all the best, Fydo---see you back on the course soon.

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 08:32:26 PM »
Get well soon, Fyodor!

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 08:55:27 PM »
Hoping you have a speedy recovery Fyodor.

My friend Kenny had his triple bypass last year just before he retired in July, he's already been back on the course.



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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 08:58:59 PM »
Get well soon, Fyodor.

Humour is almost the best medicine in the world.  My son (when aged 7) would regularly go into theatre for a lumbar puncture, making a joke as he went under ... finishing it off once he came out of it.  At least that's what the nursing staff said.  It made them smile.  (ps the lad is now 25 and well.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 09:04:32 PM »
I think people who get a heart attack while actually playing golf should get a free membership to the course for the next year.

Hope you are feeling well soon Fyodor! I will be thinking of you on THursday when I am at the opera.

HUGS!
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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2010, 09:12:18 PM »
Eck! I had one of those just over five years ago, including complications. Not fun at the time, although the recovery Luke Ward (AKA Stalag 17) was actually a lot of laughs, with some very mischievous fellow inmates, and I often wonder how many of my fellow POWs still survive. I was the baby of the bunch at 45 - I don't think there was anyone else under 65 on the ward.

I managed to escape without bypass surgery, and merely had a tiny metal cage (stent) inserted into my heart via my wrist, Mercifully, I had the only surgeon in the UK who preferred going in this way rather than the groin - although I still had to 'prepare' for that possibility.

At the time of the attack, I had no idea what was happening. I smoked a little (6 roll-ups a day - now none), was only a few pounds overweight, and had a reasonable diet, so I had no reason to suspect a heart attack. Even at the hospital, nobody would commit to an opinion because the machines they'd hooked me up to were giving conflicting signals. It wasn't until the day after that a consultant appeared at the foot of my bed, surrounded by baby-faced junior doctors, to tell me that I'd had a "coronary event". Fabulous - there was I scared witless, and weaker than I'd ever felt in my life, and he made it sound like I'd just come from a f***** Royal Garden Party!

Fydo, I'm so sorry to hear this news. It's not only a horrible time for you, but all those around you, and that includes your friends here. Be sure we're all pulling for you, and get well soon. It may take a little more time before you're back on the golf course with Roger, but while you're building up to that, do take the time to come and play around with us when you can. God bless, mate!
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 09:34:39 PM »
Good luck, Fido. Like many onhere, I've never met you, but you're one of our chums. Get well soon, or Mince will come and sort you out.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 09:54:17 PM »
I've just realised this should have been posted on the "outpourings" thread but, what the hell, the sentiments remain the same.
Fyodor and I had played a couple of holes when he decided that he didn't feel up to playing on. I had assumed that he was desperately looking for an excuse because I was already winning. I still don't put it past him---he'll go to ridiculous lengths to avoid admitting I'm the better golfer. Although, I must admit this is taking it to extremes, even for him.

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2010, 03:40:50 AM »
Hope you get well soon Fyodor.

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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2010, 05:41:31 AM »
Get well soon, Fyodor.  :-* :-*

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2010, 06:43:06 AM »
Fyodor, get well soon.

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2010, 07:19:24 AM »
Although Fyodor has probably found a way to access the hospital's main server, far less a computer, I'll print these posts out and send it in a card today. I would send hugs but that's going to be sore on the sternum for a while  :-* 

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2010, 11:23:59 AM »
I've just realised this should have been posted on the "outpourings" thread but, what the hell, the sentiments remain the same.

Don't worry about it, Roger. If it's any consolation, people already know you're an idiot when it comes to computers, and it's a well known adage that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Hope that puts your mind at rest.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2010, 11:58:01 AM »
Thanks, pal!

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Get well soon, Fyodor.
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2010, 12:29:42 PM »
Don't mention it.
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