The Quest to understand you lot

[Bilthehut]

Look, I may be nuts trying to understand you lot by reading the past threads, but I'm only doing it on this site - and that starts in Nov 06.

It can't have been about 'The Mousetrap', 'cos it was the ****** ********* wot did it.

[Bilthehut]

Phew, completed 'Outpourings'.  Still don't have a clue who's who, except for:

• Roger - wrote PB and lives in a castle in Scotland with many servants.  Extremely wealthy and gives to any charity that asks (not sure if it's money), has all the electronic gadgetry possible and is an expert at all of them.
• Peepmaster - sells dodgy merchandise and secretly loves Mince. (don't tell Lucy)
• Mince - purveyor of web thingys, educater of engrish, secretly fancies Peeps, and loves being abused.
• Diane - Superwoman and publisher of elusive books
• Tarquin - secretly adores both Mince and Peeps
• Vulture - Keeps the boys in check
• Malc - Epitome of political correctness
• Peter - Figment of Mince, or is that Mince is his figment?  Founder member of Plain English Campaign.

Apologies if you are not on the list but I can't please everyone.

Now starting 'Just a Fort'

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Apologies if you are not on the list but I can't please everyone.

Just one of us would be a start. 

[Tom]

 

[Diamond Lil]

Am amazed/disappointed you haven't figured out who I am....I've paid good money to an analyst to answer that very same thing

[Joan]

 

[Bilthehut]

Am amazed/disappointed you haven't figured out who I am....I've paid good money to an analyst to answer that very same thing

Lil, Oh, I figured that if you have known Roger all his life, I can't do anything but offer my sympathy.  But then he did give us Beau Peep so that excuses everything.

Joan, Keep on smiling, the humour is obviously working.  Regards, Bill

I did apologise for not including everyone.

[Diamond Lil]

My alter ego accepts your apology

[peter]

hang on i am not a filament of any bodies imagination.
i should know its my finger that's typing this

[Bilthehut]

Are you sure?

[Vulture]

Are you sure?

Now, you KNOW Peter won't understand this. You have to spell sure the proper (his) way: shore!

[Bilthehut]

I have now read up on all the threads in 'all' the forums on this site.  Does that qualify me as being mad enough for here?

Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!

Please Vulture, put me out of my misery and either explain Tarks' comment "The Butler Did It" or at least identify the relevant thread and site.  Pretty please.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Er...it was a joke, Bill. You were reading through all of the forum pages, getting near the end...

I'm here all week. 

[Vulture]

I have now read up on all the threads in 'all' the forums on this site.  Does that qualify me as being mad enough for here?

Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!

Please Vulture, put me out of my misery and either explain Tarks' comment "The Butler Did It" or at least identify the relevant thread and site.  Pretty please.

If I understood everything that was written on this site I'd be: a) a bloke and b) totally mad!

I assumed that Tarks was referring to your epic journey through most of the site that is Beau Peep and was telling you to read no further 'coz the butler done it! I could be wrong though, us birds are not usually privy to the inner workings of a man's mind!   
 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Spot on, Vult - good bloke!